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After the success of "The Gates" and "Waterfalls" Christo and Olafur Eliasson will collaborate on "The Waterfall Gates" causing a rash of drownings.
After the success of "The Gates" and "Waterfalls" Christo and Olafur Eliasson will collaborate on "The Waterfall Gates" causing a rash of drownings.
Yes, we the journalists are coming to you, Mr. President, hat in had like everyone else. But before you throw us to the back of the line, hear us out.
A friend who works at Harpo Productions sent me the following transcript of a rigorous interview between one of Oprah Winfrey's Vetting Technicians (OWVT) and the author of a potential Book Club selection...
First Bernie Madoff, now the Holocaust memoir scandal. The sweat-o-meter at the B'nai B'rith's Anti-Defamation League has to be in the red zone.
It's often easier to reduce masturbation (and the women discussing it) to a dirty joke rather than to value it as a component of female vitality, a vitality which for many women is hard fought.
Your body counts calories. That is how it determines what you weigh. If you understand that and can keep track, learn the calories and portion sizes of the foods you eat, you can do this, Oprah.
America, and quite possibly the world, has been watching your private battle of the bulge for the last 20 years, and we feel your pain.
We love Oprah for her generous proportions, her ample avoirdupois. She should be larger than life, not a candidate for Celebrity Fit Club.
Auto sales in December were the worst in 15 years, with sales falling 36%. While US manufacturers are hurting, Toyota actually had the worst sales...
When Madonna and Sarah Jessica Parker tell us that they eat anything they want, they aren't lying. They just don't want and need that much.
Your fluctuations in weight can be opportunities to learn more and more about who you are and what you need to manage the stress in your life.
Let's do it, Oprah. The $40 billion-a-year diet industry has used you in their stupid ads long enough!
Oprah's fat again, and - ahem, not to mention any names - but a few of the rest of us have porked up right along with her. America's favorite yo-yo ...
On September 11, 2001 Americans were reminded that, we, too, were vulnerable. Our place on the totem pole shifted. One year later, I found myself be...
She has succeeded in getting millions of Americans to read. Now she will attempt to transform many of her viewers into political junkies.
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Life without cheese is just not worth living. Particularly without d'affinois and other French double and triple creams!
Did you check out that menu? Absolutely lovely for people who either have personal chefs or plenty of time on their hands -- the average working person/parent doesn't even have time to shop for specialized ingredients, let alone prepare them.
Not so long ago the word 'vegan' was hardly known. Now it seems just about everyone has some idea: no flesh, no dairy, no eggs, no honey, no leather, no fur, no wool and whatever else belonged to the original owners. Thank you Oprah!
Oprah, the poor dear, was born in the wrong century.
Of the approximately 50 centuries of recorded human history, it is only in the last approximately 75 years that fat, overweight strudels like Oprah wouldn't be considered the belles of the ball. And, hey, make that just in the Western World because in most third world countries, those love handles that she's spent a good portion of her billion plus fortune trying to lose are actually considered....LOVE HANDLES.
Oprah, your genes are made to store fat...go forth and eat. If you don't you're going to continue to be miserable. And, hey, you're laughing all the way to the bank, so who cares if you look like Elizabeth Taylor circa 1975?